Joke Of The Day

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?


A: C sharp or B flat.

Q: Why couldn't the man open the piano?


A: Because the keys were inside.

Mrs. Smith needed to have her piano tuned so she asked a friend for a recommendation. She then made an appointment with the piano tuner, Mr. Oppernockity. He arrived 2 days later, tuned the piano satisfactorily, and left. Several days later Mrs. Smith noticed that the piano was terribly out of tune again. She called the tuner to complain about the tuning and to ask for a return visit to solve the problem; however, the tuner replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, but Oppernockity only tunes once!"

Q: Imagine a singer, a piano player, a bass player and a drummer sitting around a table. now if you drop a hundred-dollar bill right in the middle and tell them they're free to take it, who's getting it?


A: The piano player. Why? The bass player is too slow, for the singer it's too little money and the drummer didn't get the assignment.

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?


A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.

Note stuck to music shop door: "Gone Chopin - Bach in 3 minuets" .

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?


A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his piano teacher?


A: He was Haydn!

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?


A: C sharp or B flat.

Q: What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: 'A' flat minor!

Q: What is a bees favourite classical music composer?

A: Beethoven

A guy walks into a fingerstyle guitar convention, picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of fingerstlye guitarist onlookers.

"What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked.

"EADGBE" he replies.

Q: Why was the music teacher locked out of her class room?


A: Her keys were in the piano!

String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of tune."

Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.

However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbor let them use the ventilators in her house.

However, the wind from these ventilators was causing the notes to blow all over the place, so they had to tie them down to the note holders.

The din from the ventilators was so bad that the bassists decided it didn't matter if they downed a few drinks and got royally drunk.

Two of the bassists got so drunk that they passed out.

One of the violinists, in disgust, decided to go home but slipped and fell.

Thus, it was the bottom of the 9th, the bassists were loaded, the score was tied with two men out, and the fans were roaring wild when one of the players slid home.

After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.

Q: Why was the piano invented?


A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."

Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.


A: She was known as the deep C diva.

Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?


A: Bach in the saddle again.

Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.

Semiconductors are part-time musicians.

Q: What did the musician say to the tightrope walker?

A: You better C# or you'll B flat!

A group of singer-songwriters were sitting around a bar in Nashville. One of them says 'I keep hearing about these guys Bach, Beethoven and Mozart. Anybody here heard of them?'

'Yeah' replies one of the songwriters 'I've heard of 'em ...but I wouldn't worry too much, all they ever did was instrumentals'.

Q: How was the canon invented?

A: Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.