Joke Of The Day
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Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
A: Root position cords.
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Piano Tuner: I've come to tune the piano.
Music Teacher: But we didn't send for you.
Piano Tuner: No, but the people who live across the street did.
Music Teacher: But we didn't send for you.
Piano Tuner: No, but the people who live across the street did.
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Q: Why do pianos get so many headaches?
A: Because their strings are under so much tension.
A: Because their strings are under so much tension.
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Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
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Q: Why do pianos get so many headaches?
A: Because their strings are under so much tension.
A: Because their strings are under so much tension.
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Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
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A tuba player wanted to torture the drummer who was seated behind him one day. So he hid one of the drum sticks as they went on a short break for lunch. The drummer returns to his post and runs to the middle of the stage, much to the amusement of the musicians. He shouts at the top of his lungs, “ Yess….. Finally. After all these years of hard work, I’m the conductor.”
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