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Post  Beethoven Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:54 pm

Q: What part of the turkey is musical?

A: The drumstick!
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Post  Beethoven Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:32 pm

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?

A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
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Post  Beethoven Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:16 pm

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.
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Post  Beethoven Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:48 am

Q: What does a Steinway?

A: About 800 pounds.
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Post  Beethoven Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:56 am

Piano Tuner: I've come to tune the piano.

Music Teacher: But we didn't send for you.

Piano Tuner: No, but the people who live across the street did.

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Post  Beethoven Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:46 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Piano
Piano who?
Piano ferries
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Post  Beethoven Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:02 pm

When wrapping your music teacher's gift at Christmas, wrap it with cello-phane.
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Post  Beethoven Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:07 am

Q: Why do pianos get so many headaches?

A: Because their strings are under so much tension.
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Post  Beethoven Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:02 pm

Boy, you are really putting a damper on things.
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Post  Beethoven Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:50 pm

Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?

A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
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Post  Beethoven Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:27 pm

Q: What has 3 legs, 52 teeth and loves to make music?

A: A grand piano.
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Post  Beethoven Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:41 am

Q: Why do pianos get so many headaches?

A: Because their strings are under so much tension.
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Post  Beethoven Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:01 pm

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?

A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
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Post  Beethoven Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:43 am

A tuba player wanted to torture the drummer who was seated behind him one day. So he hid one of the drum sticks as they went on a short break for lunch. The drummer returns to his post and runs to the middle of the stage, much to the amusement of the musicians. He shouts at the top of his lungs, “ Yess….. Finally. After all these years of hard work, I’m the conductor.”
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Post  Beethoven Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:50 am

Q: What has forty feet and sings?

A: The school choir!

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